Traditional sporking is obviously dead. Sporkk is the purple cow that will tell you when to sporkk when everyone else is zagging. In other words, sporkk is the new big.
Oh yeah, totally. If you're still using mainstream sporks, you're like, not with it. What Seth said. Wooooooooo.
I just want everyone to know that I was the first to blog about this.
Will someone please read my blog again? I used to be with Microsoft, you know.
(incoherent drunken scottish mumbling... some scribbling of doodles on a napkin.)
Sporkk? I don't believe I've bought them yet.
What the hell? the schee-esch-esch ischn't schtandard compliant. Thisch isch a total rippoff of schome other schite i've scheen. this doesn't even look real. Mom! schtop jimmy from schtomping up there! it'sch making too much noisch down here in the baschment!
Ohemmeffgee!!11one! Squeeee! I'm so excited about sporkk i can't decide whether to do a cool nerd reference, pop culture reference or mention my new book!!!one!!exclamation mark!!
Oh, well I'll be- this internet just might be useful. Does it help make things get through my tubes quicker? My doctor gave me something for that- Now where did I put my glasses...
Lock up the lolzcats! I'd hit sporkk harder than General Ackbar in a bee costume!